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Interborough Pigeon Futures Exchange

Operating rules for membership, crumb grading, flight conduct, ledge delivery, hawk interruptions, and ceremonial bells.

RULE-07
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ROCK-DOVE SEP +2.14 // CRUMB COMPOSITE -0.07 // LEDGE CAPACITY 72.6% // FERAL BLUE NOV +8 WINGS // HAWK CIRCUIT BREAKER ARMED
RULE-07 // PUBLIC CIRCULAR

Exchange Rulebook

Operating rules for membership, crumb grading, flight conduct, ledge delivery, hawk interruptions, and ceremonial bells.

COMPOSITE FLOCK14,802
OPEN COO-TEREST88.1K
CRUMB / BIRD3.44G
LEDGE UTIL.72.6%
WING VOLUME4.8M
HAWK RISKELEV.

RULEBOOK TABLE OF CONTENTS

CHAPTER 1

Accredited birds, vest colors, floor access, and acceptable head-bobbing.

CHAPTER 2

Crumb grades, custody sacks, moisture bands, and pastry exclusions.

CHAPTER 3

Ledge delivery, sun exposure, statue shoulders, and cornice measurement.

CHAPTER 4

Directional flight, formation conduct, crosswind haircuts, and route priority.

CHAPTER 5

Hawk circuit breakers, umbrella false positives, and emergency scattering.

CHAPTER 6

Bell succession, daily croons, record retention, and ceremonial crumbs.

SECTION 4.8 // FEATHER POLICY

A deliverable feather must be naturally released, visibly associated with the declared flock class, free from glue, and longer than one standard millet grain. Dyed feathers are reportable but not deliverable.

INTERPRETATION 4.8-C: A feather removed by strong wind remains naturally released. A feather removed by an impatient clerk does not.

BENCH COMMITTEE MINUTES // EXCERPT

Quorum established at nine birds and one observer statue.
Motion to classify blue tarpaulin as architecture failed, four coos to five.
Millet rate held at 2.5 scoops; forward scatter language retained.
Meeting adjourned after documents became edible.